My magic sweatshirt
Yesterday I invested in the snuggliest jumper in the world ever. It is like wearing a cuddle. It possesses the same magical qualities as an axe-proof duvet ... you know, you get up at 3am in the dark, get the fear, perhaps there is a non-specific very scary thing about to attack you ... even a mad axe-man, but as soon as you're back under the covers nothing can hurt you.
So - nothing bad could ever possibly happen to me whilst wearing this jumper.
It appears to be made from 100 percent pure muppets. I don't think it sings or dances though, which might be a disappointment to others, but for a shy soul like me, is a major relief.
I think it might be overworked. I am pretty sure I will wear it constantly til march, so I might go back today and buy a back up. A friend for it ... muppets get lonely on their own.
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Labels: clothing, duvet, hoody, muppet, sweatshirt
posted by Stray at 8:51 AM
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5 Comments:
Just don't get stuck half way up the stairs eh:0) Though suppose that'll be fine if along with companion muppet for your already purchsed muppet you discover companion 'Stray' along the way too...............
Ooooooooooh, that looks perfect for the winter and if i had one i'd be living in it too! As it is i'm being held captive by a feather bed which is kind of like being hugged in your sleep. :-)
Well I want one too ..... enjoy it!
DW - I won't be measuring any marigolds either :)
Susanne - feather bed sounds fab (except I have a feather allergy) - I can imagine that could swallow you up for months ...
Mary - I'm afraid they are part of the animal kids range ... so, unless you are equal to or smaller than a 14 year old boy, you're out of luck :)
oooo I want one! I have a similar, but black, hoody with "Placebo" written on it. It cuddles me. And it makes me look about 15. Cuddle-tops are very important. Them and fleecy pyjamas. Anything whatsoever fleecy in fact. I always get mildly disappointed in summer when I can't hid inside my walking-duvet clothes anymore.
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