Snack attack ...
Clickety click. I am busy tapping away at my keyboard, hammering out flash code with my back to the rest of the room.
Crunch crunch crunch. The sound of Ruby's teeth working on something brittle slowly percolates into my consciousness.
Clickety click. I try to identify, from the sound, what exactly Ruby is eating ...
Crunch crunch crunch. It doesn't sound like anything she should be chomping on.
Clickety click. Maybe it's a biro? Ug, don't want ink all over the sofa ...
So, I spin around, jump out of my chair, and lean over the sofa to investigate more closely ... and then wish I hadn't.
Of all the things I had imagined it might be, it never occurred to me that it was a fully formed skull.
I'm trying to persuade myself that it was that of a fox, or a badger ... and definitely not anything to do with the fact that the previous occupant kept Jack Russells.
Crunch crunch crunch. The sound of Ruby's teeth working on something brittle slowly percolates into my consciousness.
Clickety click. I try to identify, from the sound, what exactly Ruby is eating ...
Crunch crunch crunch. It doesn't sound like anything she should be chomping on.
Clickety click. Maybe it's a biro? Ug, don't want ink all over the sofa ...
So, I spin around, jump out of my chair, and lean over the sofa to investigate more closely ... and then wish I hadn't.
Of all the things I had imagined it might be, it never occurred to me that it was a fully formed skull.
I'm trying to persuade myself that it was that of a fox, or a badger ... and definitely not anything to do with the fact that the previous occupant kept Jack Russells.
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