Sorry, it's time for The Game

I can only apologise. It was going to happen eventually. The Game has been driving me crazy for about eight months. If you're of a fragile disposition or prone to schizophrenic states of mind in the presence of a double-bind, look away now.

The Game is very simple. It only has 3 rules and requires no special equipment.

Rule 1: As soon as you know about The Game, you are playing The Game.
Rule 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.
Rule 3: Your score is the amount of time you have been playing since you last lost The Game.

Enjoy!